andrew                                                                 PrinceAmongstPrinces

-Is one expected to eat this swill?

Prince Andrew was up to his old

tricks, attempting to impress a

young waitress he wanted to have

sex with in a Chelsea restaurant.

A waiter came over,

-You don’t like?

-No I bloody don’t but I’ll have

some of this!

He sank his fork into the waiter’s

arm and began to slice the man’s

fingers off with his steak knife.

The digits dropped to his plate as

the waiter squealed and was led

away by the Maître De.

Crunching on a thumb served in a

Hollandaise sauce Andrew said,

-Can’t bear background noise

while I’m eating!